Call me Elaine if you will, but I am extremely fond of a big salad.
While I may order a side salad in a restaurant - usually when I know my main is a giant plate of meat and really I need a little colour - the only circumstances in which I'm likely to make myself a side salad at home are when I make lasagne. Which requires lettuce (usually cos), tomatoes, spring onions and balsamic on the side.
I am, however, very likely to make a giant bowl of salad and have that for dinner.
My love of the big salad is not one of those things that stems from childhood. Growing up our meals fitted generally into two categories, meat and three veg, and stuff on rice. This is by no means a complaint as given a moment's thought you can see how broad those categories can be, especially when you throw in some Mauritian heritage and my mother's early adoption of stir-fry.
Salads, however, were to go on the side of lasagne, or in bread rolls for lunch.
Having come to the salad-as-meal option in adulthood, I can pinpoint where my love of the big salad originated: an evening in early September 1992, California, at Dolores on Santa Monica Blvd in West LA.
I remember this so clearly because (a) it was only my second night in LA; (b) I was in an authentic American diner that had been around since the 1940s; (c) it was my first meal with my two new roommates who remain friends to this day; and (d) I'd never even considered ordering only a salad as a meal before. Plus, there was a choice of about 15 dressings when all I knew was "French" and "Coleslaw".
How did I come to order a large salad with Ranch dressing (low fat, this was California after all)? By copying my new roommate of course.
I had arrived in LA the day before, spent the night in a youth hostel, and - having set aside a week to find accommodation for the year I'd be there - had in the course of one day managed to get myself enrolled at University (good lord, my student ID photo was appalling), tramp all over campus, meet with three sets of prospective flatmates, agree on the spot to move in with my actual roommates on the strength of meeting only one of them, drive across town to pick up my stuff, move in, meet my other roommate who was also new to LA, and then the three of us went to dinner. A worldly almost 22 year-old California-native college senior, a sophisticated 25 year-old grad student from Bombay via upstate New York, and me, clueless barely 20 year old Australia fresh off the plane.
I was jet-lagged, actually not all that overwhelmed, and ready to try new things, so when the local ordered the big salad with Ranch dressing on the side, so did I. Even though I had no idea what Ranch dressing was. I never went back. And the three of us bonded over big salads. As we would later bond over booze and evil happy hour bain-marie chicken wings and Melrose Place Wednesdays and getting drunk on horrid Southern Comfort-based cocktails while making Thanksgiving dinner for 20.
The fridge in our apartment was always full of giant bags of mixed salad leaves and mixed coleslaw, and several kinds of dressing. (Though never in the crisper drawer which was known as "the soggier" drawer and is the reason why I still use the bottom drawer of the fridge for beer and never, ever, fresh produce). Open the bag, dump it in the bowl, pour on some dressing, maybe some garlic bread on the side, plonk down in front of the TV.
I don't really do bag salad anymore, and actually not that much lettuce, but the rest remains the same.
One of my favourite salads is a mix of red onion, tomato (cherry, frequently, but really, whatever), cucumber (Lebanese, always), croutons and sliced smoked salmon, with a tart vinaigrette with both lemon juice and red wine vinegar and only a little olive oil.

Then there's Step-Aunt's Christmas Salad.
I also quite like a really simple coleslaw of red cabbage, spring onions and finely - finely - chopped celery.

That's the undressed version - as you can see it's all about the colour - and I've taken to making my own coleslaw dressing because the bought stuff is way too sugary for me. Just some mayo, Dijon mustard, pepper and a little white vinegar.
Lettuce, tuna, spring onions, parmesan, croutons and Caesar dressing is an old favourite.
Not to mention Fatoush.
As you can probably detect, I like some crunch in my salad.
And, like Elaine, I retain a particular fondness for big salads from American diners. Though I always buy my own. It's easier that way.